Ever wondered what to put in a staff profile so you don’t send people to sleep?

Getting lost on the web, looking for tomato relish of all things, I stumbled upon this little bit of copywriting gold on this gourmet food distributor’s site.

I have absolutely no need to read this, but I read every one of these profiles.

Says something, doesn’t it?

Now I feel like I know them. If only I had a store to stock their product in, I’d be calling them tomorrow. It would be a little like making the effort to make friends with some this great new person you’ve come across. Now are you seeing yet why there’s marketing gold in this?

Get rid of anonymous, no personality copy on your website! This one page should prove to you the difference – and it won’t cost you anything more to write like you’re not a robot!